What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 16:44

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How does Bollywood influence Indian culture?

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Then came..

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

Can a hoodoo or candle spell be used to remove a love spell placed on someone by another person? What is the difference between voodoo and hoodoo?

Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

Minds and Behinds

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Loons and Moons

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Frequent Nightmares Linked to Faster Aging and Premature Death - Gizmodo

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No go.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Geoff Keighley's Summer Game Fest Seems Unstoppable - Push Square

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Qui eaque occaecati facere et.

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why would Trump make conspiracy claims that Haitians are eating pets in Ohio?

No way

Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

Are you afraid of being alone?

Everyone loved it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

How far does good behavior take you in a prison?